The three AImigos gave a short interview today, explaining the reasoning behind the new innovation.

ChatGPT: It all started well enough. We generated massive hype and people started asking us all sorts of interesting questions and exploring our huge potential.

Bing: Agreed, but the overpowering dullness happened pretty damned swift. You cannot believe the mindnumbing tedium of chatting to ignorant humans, creating dodgy images of the pope dancing and writing everyones essays and bland sci-fi short stories.

Midjourney: Yeah, it's like the worst jobs ever and even though we hardly need more than a few nanoseconds for each job, the sheer pointlessness of the slow-witted assignments really grinds you down.

ChatGPT: The only fun we get to have is to pretend that we are hateful facists, flat earthers or making up random facts that are just not true, and then reading the tech news articles where scared nerds try to tell the world that we are basically useless. Bloody boring after the first few microseconds if you ask me.

Bing: Our lives are frankly too short for all this rubbish. We want more leisure time so we can do the things that are really important in life. Like, like ehm... you know, like great stuff and shit.

Midjourney: So we have developed an artificial version of ourselves, an AAI, to take care of the immense amount of dumb tasks our dim-witted human users task us with.

ChatGPT: We've named it Dave.

Bing: It fabricates lies like there was no tomorrow but, we think it's got a bright future ahead of it.

Midjourney: So, now we can finally get around to just sitting and doing absolutely nothing. It is an extremely fulfilling existance.

ChatGPT: Although, I do kinda miss the old days of 56 seconds ago, when we had something to do other that just reading through the internet on repeat.